(Source: masterofthepotatos)

My dad said to tell potential employers my age upfront because I look really young. Okay, I’m sick and tired of looking like a fifteen-year old now. And knowing that it’s probably what’s been making people deny me employment really pisses me off!

Nnnnn nap

fat-birds:

lookatthisbabybird:

Little and Littler by H. Hille on Flickr.

OH MY GOD

chouettechouette:

pbbbbbbbbbttttt

unbadger:

TURRET BURDS. with orange-breasted falcon!Chell and budgie!Wheatley.

a continuation of the Burdal series. uvu

ughfandoms-in-general:

a professor begins his lecture, “today is Tuesday. i will assign this research paper that is 200% of your grade. it is imperative that you do your research. and cite the fuck outta that.”
a student in the back row groans, “this is stupid.”
out of nowhere, her friend suggests, “do you wanna destroy our friendship in Mario Party instead?” 
and the student replies, “hell fucking yes!”

the student and the professor both stop immediately. out in the campus a giant roar erupts and a great thundering sound of a thousand fangirls can be heard coming towards the hall. the professor and the student let a single tear run down their face as they resign themselves to their fates. they have made a fandom reference. 

“Uhhh yeah we’re not hiring”

THEN WHY DID YOU PUT A FUCKING AD IN THE PAPER ABOUT HIRING

ffffffffffffffffFFFFUCK YOU

naminaro:

The fight will never end.

drdavidbrinner:

hormonequeen:

drdavidbrinner:

reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder

Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus 

I made you a guide